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What Do You Do With Microsoft?

This is the question I keep getting asked. Here's my honest take.

Eric Soda
Apr 01, 2026
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You keep asking me about Microsoft.

It’s not hard to see why.

Microsoft is the worst-performing Mag 7 stock in 2026. Down more than 26% on the year. Down 33% from its all-time high. The most beaten up name in the group that was supposed to lead everything higher.

Source: Charlie Bilello

The quarter that just closed is the worst Microsoft has had since the 2008 financial crisis.

And by historical standards, this is the worst start to a year the stock has ever seen going all the way back to 2000.

Source: zerohedge

That's a lot of bad in a short period of time.


So. Is it broken? Or is it hated?

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